When Daddy is alone with the boys there are different rules than when Mommy is home with them. For  instance, Dave and the boys invented a new game which I’ll just call “Broken Neck” for reasons which will become obvious.

What you are looking at is our dear, precious boys riding METAL TONKA TRUCKS which are not valid means of transportation. Sure, you can put rocks, leaves, dirt, and maybe a even kitten in them and play. But these are our big boys RIDING THEM DOWN THE DRIVEWAY. With the garage  door closed. Which they will smash into every single time.

Dave says they both have very disctinct styles. And then I stopped listening because I was going to kill him.

He was very proud that he made them wear helmets. Thank gawd for small miracles.

UPDATE: 1:34 PM

Jen just sent me this video titled “Johnny Knoxvill Style Wipeout”  Click —->”Broken Neck

UPDATE: 1:48 PM

Dave just said “Just for the record, the rules dictate that the garage be open. Jeez. Otherwise how would Levi plow into the lawnmower handle each time?”

I rest my effing case.

UPDATE: 1:50 PM

Jen said “Whoops. Looks like I ignited the Stroll vs. Lake throw down of 2012. I thought this was an approved activity. My bad. No more metal death on wheels down the driveway. Sorry for giving you a heart attack.”

I am not kidding. Our professional Nanny just said “No more metal death on wheels”.